$COPIUMSMOKING ON SOLANA
COPIUM
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THE MEANING
co·pi·um
/koh-pee-um/ · noun · crypto slang
- an imaginary gas you inhale to cope with a loss, especially a coin you didn't buy.
- the voice in your head that says "it'll come back down."
- a cowboy cat who was sent a coin at 10k, said "looks like a rug", and now sits on a hill.
example: "bro sold at 2x and says he's happy. he's smoking copium."
see also: fumble · paper hands · "i'll buy the dip"
CHART
CHART LOADS AT LAUNCH
Supply1,000,000,000
Tax0 / 0
ChainSOLANA
THE STORY
HE DIDN'T BUY.
NOW HE SMOKES IT.
NOW HE SMOKES IT.
01Copium
The imaginary gas you inhale after you fumble a coin. "It'll come back down." It won't.
02The call
His friend sent him a coin at 10k. He said "looks like a rug" and went to bed.
03The candles
He woke up to 500k. He watched every candle after that. He bought none of them.
04The hill
Now he sits on a hill at night in a cowboy hat, smoking copium, looking at a city he could have bought.
05We all smoke it
Everyone has one coin they didn't buy. This one is for all of us. Don't fumble it twice.
THE MEMES
DON'T FUMBLE IT
1Wallet
Phantom. Fund it with SOL.
2Copy CA
Hit the button. Only this address.
3Swap
Jupiter or pump.fun. Done. No copium needed.
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THE HILL
Everyone here fumbled something. Follow the cat on X.